People in Trains, Sleeping.

Hello my dear friends.

In a recent study (that I made up) the following conclusions (not conclusive) have been made about people sleeping on the train.

On a train at any given time, you can bet that 20% of train sleepers are Caucasians (both male & female.) 4% are homeless people (who may or may not be wasted), African American men take up about 0.5%, and a whopping 75.5% of sleeping train riders are Asians.

Now some may say, “Gee Amanda, don’t you think that is a little racist?”

To them I say, “Hell to the No. It is(n’t) fact!”

FACT: African American woman don’t sleep because I’ve only ever seen them with children under the age of 5.

(not)FACT: Lebonese people don’t sleep on trains because they are listening to upbeat trance music.

(not)FACT: Only 20% of the percentiles are caucasians because there are limited window seats and they are asleep because they don’t want to give up their seat to old ladies or guys with the broken legs.

“You seem like you know a lot about train sleepers Amanda, but Asians making up 75.5% of train sleepers seems a little outrageous, don’t you think??”

(not)FACT: Asian people get really sleepy on trains and are the only people who can sleep WHILE STANDING UP ON TRAINS.

(not)FACT: Calgary trains have sleepy Asian dust that is sprinkled every time a train door opens... or every time an Asian person breathes in... (Need to research that one.)

“Thanks Amanda!”

“You’re welcome kids.”